Wearing princess crowns and people still thinking it’s cute instead of obnoxious,

Smearing frosting all over your face without worrying you will break out,

Pouting when you aren’t allowed to eat candy while shopping for goody bag material,

Wearing tutu’s half your size and not making it onto a fashion faux pas list,

And watching your little brother mac on your friends without getting mad.

If only every birthday could be this good!